Deep down inside at the essence of my being resides a fat person. Securely buckled in behind my eyes, controlling the joysticks in my brain is a disgusting being who inhales baked goods with wild abandon (not a napkin in sight), licking their fingers clean while scarfing down generously frosted cinnamon buns, salted caramel glazed brownies and warm chocolate chunk cookies by the pan…

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